My friend: what’re you smiling about ;)
Me: nothing
My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles
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So why do you think you are suited to this position?
What are your achievements so far?
What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?
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Trying to convince yourself to stop having intense paranoia abt everything like
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some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fucking fairy princesses
i do a messy ponytail and i look like a goddamn founding father
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It’s sad because it’s true
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THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN
look again
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